"I've got it!" Katie said, bumping Milton off the chair.
He fell to the ground as Katie began furiously typing and clicking things.
Milton was half dazed as he said, "Wha-what did you come up with?"
"Okay. Look. You're not gonna like this at first but TRUST ME. This shit is the best."
"...what shit? Huh? Hang on, what are you doing now?"
"Well, if you were an attractive young lady like me, then we'd be like WAAAY better friends and no one would think it's weird that we hang out in public and THEN I can introduce you to all my other friends and it'll be the best!"
Milton's eyes went wide as he began to panick "WOAH WAIT NO! I don't wanna be a girl!", he yelled as he scrambled to his feet.
"Oooh yes you do, trust me." Katie said as she pushed the weak nerd back with her foot, "now...what kind of girl to make you..."