Mmm, this is good.
Yes, I you know a couple more sips couldn't hurt, could they?
You cry helpless as the 9 month old baby you are...
Your teenage mother whines, "Shut up brat, you know I'm too young to be a mother, let's start from scratch." She picks you up and tosses you into the fountain. You swallow a big mouthful of water and vanish beneath the surface.
"He'll drown!" says your father rushing to dive in after you.
"I wouldn't do that honey, I like you a bit older than me. Besides he's back to being a gleam in your eye. Wanna try again?" She gives your father that come hither look, and your memories rush back as you join the flock of invisible water babies hovering around the fountain. You aren't the first to take one too many drinks.
It's not fair! you shout, but no one else can hear you except the other lost souls.
Tell me about it, kid. I'm Ponce DeLeon, and I've been here over 500 years now.
Ew, gross, my parents are having sex!
Lucky you, if she gets pregnant and you jump in you get a second chance. Hey, it doesn't matter if you're related, you can jump into any embryo. Of course it might get crowded, dibs on the hot teenie bopper! shout a waterbaby behind you.