Dave pondered about what to write down. The idea of a magic pen was ridiculous, but he did get a promotion just after he wrote down his last note. It couldn’t hurt just to try it once more.
Just then a short podgy woman walked into his office. She was in her mid thirties, about 5’2, and 250lbs. She had very short brown hair and wore professional business attire, A long black skirt that draped to her ankles, a baggy white dress shirt, and a black blazer that was done up as far as it would go. She spoke up, ‘I’m Janet your new secretary, her are the reports that you need to finish. Try and get them done today DAVE.’ She placed a stack of folders on his desk. ‘Joe will need them for tonight, I’ll be at my desk.’ She snarled then turned around and walked out.
‘You’d think they would have given me a nicer secretary’ Dave said to himself. He scribbled on his note pad ‘Janet will be extra specially nice to me from now on.’ Then he thought for a second and added ‘and will try to loss a few pounds.’
His intercom rang, ‘its almost noon Mr. Jones, would you like me to order you some lunch?’ It was Janet in a completely different tone. He answered her back ‘Sure can you get me a combo 4 from McDonalds and get something for your self too.’
‘That’s ok Mr. Jones I’m on a diet. But I’ll get you combo right away.’ And she hung up.
Dave thought about it for a minute then shrugged it off. Maybe she was just having a good day. The diet was just a coincidence everybody was one now days. In no more than 10 minutes Janet returned with his combo. She placed it on his desk and smiled before walking out. Dave played with the pen in his hand as he ate his lunch. He wrote on his pad jokingly ‘A playboy model will walk past my office door.’ As he looked up a voluptuous blonde woman in tight blue jeans and a tight white half top barely containing her DD cup breasts walked by with a stack of folders. Dave almost fell out of his chair. He got up and ran to his door and looked out only to find Janet sitting at her desk.
She looked at him puzzled ‘IS something wrong Mr. Jones?’ She asked. ‘Did a blond girl just walk past here?’ Dave asked her. She shook her head ‘Not that I know of,’ she replied, ‘I just got back from the copy room.’ Dave Nodded and returned to his office chair.
This thing was magic.