Dave pulled a fresh piece of paper out from his drawer and wrote down hurridly in big letters, "For some unexplainable reason, Dave is given the rest of the day off with double pay."
He waits for a few seconds when the phone in his office suddenly begins to ring. He looks at it smugly before tucking the pen safely away in his pocket, and answering it.
"Hello. Dave's office," he says.
"Dave, I don't know how you managed it, but our stock just tripled! Incredible work. Take the rest of the day off, and have a nice bonus to go with it."
"Thank you sir," said Dave, hanging up.
This was incredible!
He begins packing all his things away when he suddenly realises how stupid he's being and writes "All of the work things Dave doesn't need are at his house," before watching them all dissapear.
He then struts out of his ofice, and past the frantically typing Janet, when a thought crosses his mind.
A dreadfully delicious thought...