Down on the carpet in my giant bedroom, Linda and I both raced for the ring. She shoved me to the ground, but I grabbed her leg, tripping her as well. Wrestling her naked might ordinarily be my idea of a good time, but I had to get to the ring.
Struggling, I set my hand on the ring and started to wish but Linda seemed to have caught on to the answer behind my magic and did the same. Unfortunately, our wishes didn't do much good.
"I wish Linda would freeze in place," I said.
"I wish he was outside," she said.
I saw Linda stop moving just as, with a flash, I appeared in my front yard, eight inches tall and naked. I had to get back to the ring and fix what had just happened, not just to me but to everyone in the world...