Ashton leaned in to get a good look at the screen. " I love RPG's. My favorite ones are the ones that really let me customize my own characters instead of forcing a particular color on me. But what are the odds that it would use our names."
They both read the stats in stunned silence. They realized how accurately their own stats described them. Then they noticed surprises on each other's stats. On the Kinsey Scale, Ashton was a five and Matthew was a four. (This means that Ashton was even more gay than Matthew.) But Ashton noticed some things that Matthew did not see. On the relationship scale, Ashton was a five while Matthew was a zero (meaning Ashton wanted a relationship but Matthew just wanted sex and didn't care about relationships). Also, on the altruism scale, Ashton was a five while Matthew was a zero (meaning Ashton was kind to others but Matthew was a selfish user who didn't care who he hurt as long as he got his way).
Matthew shouted, "You are gay." He tackled Ashton with kisses and unzipped Ashton's zipper. His hands were on Ashton's cock before Ashton could dodge.
Ashton panicked. He kicked and hit until Matthew was sprawled on the floor bleeding. Ashton stood up but let his pants fall around his ankles. Ashton yelled, "What is wrong with you? Do you really think I want that kind of attention? This is why I don't hang out with other homosexuals. You think just because I'm gay that I should take it as a compliment that you want to use me."