There was one woman and one man. They were continuing a conversation from outside. "... Can't believe how lucky it was that the hunter used tranquilizer darts and not bullets. If not out find could have been killed!", the male scientist spoke. The female scientist agreed and then put her hand up to her nose; "I don't think I could ever get use to how this thing in here smells. It is just about the smelliest thing I've ever encountered". Was she talking about you? You flush bright red in embarrassment, and you try to explain that its not your fault you smell so bad! Your a caveman for gods sake! But, only deep grunts come out.
The scientists stop; "he's awake! He should have been out for a few more hours!".
The scientists scramble out of the room and the room begins to fill with a cloudy gas. You try not to inhale it but it's no use. Everything goes hazy.
When you wake up you find you cannot move. You look down at your self and see that you are still naked, but you have strong straps tying your hairy strong body to a gurney. The two scientists are back in the room with you. The man notices; "he's awake! Finally". The woman turns and walks over to you. She puts her small delicate hand on your hairy shoulder as she talks to you. "Don't be afraid! We won't hurt you". You grunt at her, feeling safe with her around. The man snaps; "don't talk to it! It won't understand English, stupid!". You grunt in anger, trying to say of course you know English, but its no use. These vocal cords are going to need a few million years to evolve to be able to speak again. With that thought, a small tear rolls down your hairy face.
"Alright. We need to begin the extraction to test his DNA. We have to see if he is really a Neanderthal or a human! But first let's begin examination of the subject".
The male scientist clicks on a tape recorder and the female one examines you. She stares at your crotch intently and then begins picking up and fondling your genitals. "Subject has extreme pubic hair growth not associated with humans. It's penis measures just over 10 inches soft, which is much larger than the average human. The penis as well as testicles are covered in a thick leathery tough skin reminiscent of hide on some animals. Subject appears to have rampant pubic lice around his genitals as well".
Pubic lice? Oh god that's gross! Come to think of it, you are pretty itchy down there! You flush red in embarassment. This is humiliating!
She examines the rest of your body as well. "Subject is covered in a very thick inhuman covering of body hair. It is all over his body, including his back, which has a pronounced hunch to it now". You try to wiggle out of the restraints to escape this embarrassment but it is no use!
The female scientist lifts up your arms and examines your armpits. With a gag, she begins again. "Subject has incredibly powerful body odor and very hairy patches of hair in his armpits. Upon closer examination, these patches as well are riddled with lice".
Lice in my pits too? Could this get any worse. How was I so stupid to get myself stuck in this nasty body! You begin to beg them to help you in utter despair, but it's no use. You can't speak!
The man stops the tap recording and the woman begins to put on latex gloves. "Alright. Now its time to collect some DNA to test. Make sure you have the big collection bag; the subject looks like he could be messy."
With that done, she squirts a clear liquid in her hands and grasps your hairy cock. It feels amazing in her had and the liquid is warm and slick. Within seconds you are hard, and then she begins to pump up and down your huge bestial shaft. Your eyes roll back into your sunken hairy sockets as the pleasure is too much. She continues stroking and stroking...