Immediately you open your eyes and begin to cough like you have a very bad cold. Suddenly, you feel as if a mammoth load of mucus has clogged your nose but as you go to snort it out you find your nostrils have sealed themselves closed! You continue to cough, each cough more stonger and louder than the last. You look down on the ground to see a familiar white object laying in the grass. It's a tooth! Feeling into your mouth you feel some gaps in your teeth. They're falling out! You can't cough any more you think as you hold your breath to stop the couching. Standing there you try to concentrate on anything so your coughinf will stop. With no air coming in through your sealed nose you can't hold your breath forever. You barely open your big red pouty lips to allow a little air in. As you do though one giant cough explodes out of your mouth and with it the rest of your perfect, white, teeth. You watch as the teeth sink into the ground and in seconds reappear as flowers! Oh my God you think what have I done?
It's too late to be thinking as feel your mouth becoming full with something. Standing there trying to be calm, cool, and collected you wonder what it is and then you open your mouth to breathe again as a gigantic 3' long tongue bursts out of your mouth. In reaction you start to choke on your own saliva as you begin to cough again. This time though you feel a small tear everytime you cough until finally your overgrown tongue falls out of your mouth. Now lying on the grass you watch you tongue convulse and twitch until it becomes a mountain of worms that begin to crawl towards you. Luckily, you manage to run and escape them. Now alone again you begin to cry and moan a sick and sad sound as you have only a voicebox and no tongue or teeth. A sharp stinging feeling erupts in your toes and fingers you watch in horror as your well kept nails on both your finger and toes like your teeth pop out and fall onto the ground creating more and more flowers. Running again this time with leaps and bounds you start to wonder what kind of a sick place is this. Too sick as you're about to discover.