Pierce looked around and decided to get the genie lamp, but definitely not one of the old ones that would seem super out of place. He walked through the aisle and selected one of the lamps that looked like it would match in his room. He grabbed it and walked out of his door back into his room.
Pierce plugged in the lamp and immediately a genie who looked a lot like himself except without legs appeared. It said, "Hello, wisher! You plugged me in, so you get as many wishes as you want! No limitations, except I cannot kill anybody."
Pierce thought that was fair, so he decided to test out the wishes with something that cannot go wrong. "I wish that on my table is a plate with a slice of pepperoni pizza on it." The genie nodded and a pizza appeared on the table. Pierce smiled and decided that maybe if he was nice to the genie, he would not misinterpret the wishes Pierce made.
The genie told Pierce that he had no name, because Pierce hadn't named him, but that he liked the name Jack. Pierce agreed, and the Jack the genie came into existence.
Pierce decided that he wanted to try something different now and said, "I wish..."