Gentlemen! Welcome, a few month I was watching a TV show about a family with a gay son. The family was watching a gay pride event on TV. When the mom enter and said that he need to tone down the gay. In a day dream he call a bunch of LGBT celebrities and they go to the top of community he switch the boys gay meter down and boy says something straight and then the leader thinks better of it and changes him back to full on gay.
Well Gentlemen that got me thinking could there be a machine that could heighten or lower a mans sexual orientation. After many sleepless nights and long days I did it. I created a pill that once swallowed will connect the subject to my computerized orientation-o- meter.
Now before think that I crazy let me introduce you our subject....