"Your turn, Sue," said Diane the chocolate half pig woman handing her the dice.
Sue was the only one at the table still human, well human again. Jerri was inflatable love doll with a penis. Cyndi had been a bust with an oversized bust, now she was perfect to be cast in the lead role of Audrey in "Little Shop of Horrors." Joy was a quarter ton of fun. Sue looked down at herself, then set the dice on the board.
"You know it's getting late. Let's say we call it quits."
"No way, sister. I'm not spending the night as a chocolate treat!" Diane shouted.
Even Jerri managed to whine with a hiss of air leaking out of her belly button valve stop.
Joy protested,"At 511 lbs, how am I supposed to get into my bunk bed? Play at least one more round, so I can get back to a manageable weight."
"Well, maybe I can pass my tur--" Sue stopped in midword as the dice rose in the air and rolled on their own. The stopped at the base of Cyndi's pot.
"Six and Seven. That's 13, but I thought the dice only could total 12?" Cyndi said.
"They can, 13 cannot be right!" Sue insisted as her token advanced 13 spaces to a black square that no one had noticed before. A stack of black cards appeared next to the colored ones.
"Now this is getting creepy..."
"Now it is? Where have you been for the last half hour?!!"
The black card flipped itself over and floated toward Sue. At the distance she could only read the bold 36 point caption "PENALTY CARD"...