"Wait a moment, Q, you expect me to wear that Blue Man Group Reject Costume?" roared a man in a tuxedo pointing.
"What? No, and will you stop calling me Q, my name is Adrian Hemsley, and I am nothing like that fictional character! Now, if you would let me complete the demonstration, you would see the advantages of this particular armor."
"Is it bullet proof?" he asks pulling out a shiny black gun, "Let's see!"
"No, sir, I will not have you shooting my test subjects!"
Shooting his test subjects? Wait that's you! You swallow hard, and try to think of a safe place. Preferrably miles away and with thick walls all around. Maybe bulletproof glass? Or?
Suddenly, everything is different.