Dustin woke up. He felt like death warmed over. He was staring at the toilet. It took him a moment to realize that he was wrapped around the toilet paper roll spindle. He began to unroll himself.
The last thing Dustin remembered was playing with his stretchy body in front of the mirror and practicing apologizing to Ty. He rubbed the crud from his eyes, and climbed into the shower. He needed another shower. He dressed, and went looking for Ty.
"What did you put in the food?" Mark demanded.
"Just the usual!"
"It must've been sleeping pills or something had gone bad. It's Monday morning! We lost the whole weekend!"
"Oh, no we missed church."
"No, look at me, I need to shave. A 3 day growth of beard! I cannot go to work like this!"
Mark dashed into the restroom, and started to shave. His wife rushed in with some clothing.
Dustin entered the kitchen, Ty was finishing up his Eggs Benedict, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
"Good morning, Ty,uh, I'm sorry if I was mean to you. Could you please give me back my old body, I mean what will people think at school?" Dustin asked.
"Dustin, everyone thinks that the way you look now is normal," Ty answered.
"Oh, okay. Uh, thanks for making me stretchy. Is there anymore of that?" Dustin asked licking his lips as he looked at the food. "It feels like I haven't eaten in days."
"Sorry, my bad. I forgot that your folks set their alarm to only go off on weekdays, and wished you'd sleep until their alarm went off. You've been asleep since Friday, and today is Monday. Here," Ty waved his hand, and another plate of Eggs Benedict appeared in front of where Dustin was standing. "Eat up."
Dustin stared for a moment and sat down. He was hungry. So he ate.
"Wait, if it's Monday, I've got school? And football practice?"
For a moment Ty felt sorry for Dustin.
"Eat, then we'll go to school. Maybe you'll demonstrate that you learned your lesson before practice."
"Then I'll be normal? And people won't notice that I changed?"