"Why not try the front door?" Colin asked.
The older man followed the chubby gamer to the door at the entrance, and that's when a problem arose. There wasn't really a traditional lock on the door; it was giant and mechanized, with two motorized bars holding it shut. At the center was an image of the battle between David and Goliath. It was off: David was painted on in a position to lob the stone in his sling, but where Goliath should've been, there was a hole with a peg in the center. Colin turned to face Saul after analyzing
"I think something goes to this... did those voices you heard mention something about a key in the shape of Goliath?"
"They mentioned some reliefs, the 'lord's divine defense', hidden around the house." Saul recalled, "And they said the Relief of Goliath was being kept in the 'condemnation room'... wherever that is."
Colin went back to the room where Juan's body laid and found a map in his tattered priest's suit pants.
"It says the Condemnation Room is down the hall on the left, to the right of the window." Colin said.
The duo walked down the hall and paused to look outside the window. They saw two bimbos kissing eachother in the back seat.
"Glad we didn't try to go out that way." Colin said as he opened the door to the Condemnation Room, a modestly sized room with various tools that appeared to be for punishment. There he saw the Goliath relief on a chain... around the neck and in the clevage of a blonde bimbo with bright blue eyes, nude, with erect nipples, a DD bust, and a butt that seemed to defy physics that was covered in red marks.
"Is it like, time for my spanking, cutey?" the blonde asked.
Colin saw a riding crop on the table, and immediately knew what she ment.
"Yeah, it's time for your spanking." Colin said as the bimbo giggled in arousal.
"What the hell are -" Saul started as Colin slipped a firewood prod for the nearby fireplace into Saul's hand and whispered 'I'll distract her with this (the riding crop) while you use that and get the relief. '
Saul nodded as he snuck into position behind the post the bimbo was restained to; afterall, the restraints prevented her from going around the other side.
"If you want your spanking, you have to close your eyes and don't open them until it's done, okay!" Colin said as he snapped the crop into position.
"Yes." the restrained bimbo almost squealed as she bent over into position.
Colin pulled in back and landed a hard smack on her rear, causing it to jiggle and making the busty blonde moan in delight. Colin followed it up with more hits: SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
The bimbo moaned in delight as she was given her punishment for being a naughty girl. Saul got the prod and began to carefully poke at the connector between the chain and relief, careful not to get her attention as he picked away at it, loosening about three times admist the bimbo's aroused shuddering.
"Hit me harder, Daddy!" the bimbo chirped.
"Okay." Colin said as he began beating the woman's reddening buttocks with far more force.
The bimbo squealed and moaned as Saul managed to pick off the relief and slide it over behind the post. Saul tipped toed out quickly as Colin dealt the final hard strike that made the bimbo cum all over herself and pass out from her orgasm.
"So why didn't we just shoot the floosy?" Saul said.
Colin looked and him in embarrassment as he tried to hide the boner bulging through his shorts. "It just felt good, okay? Now let's get out of here!"
The duo made it to the front door, put the relief in, and went outside. Colin rushed back in and came out with Juan's keys, as the duo stole his car and drove off.
******
After five hours of driving, Colin found himself surrounded by more thugs.
"Saul, what's up with the fat guy?" the hefty man with slick brown hair asked him.
"I was kidnapped by a bunch of religious weirdos and this guy got me out of there." Saul explained.
"So why'd you bring him back here?" a lanky but still intimidating grunt responded.
"The boss could use a guy like this." Saul explained.
"What, this doughball?!" another grunt yelked.
"Enough!" a voice called out from the other end of the room.
The group stopped as a man in a formal suit with the frame of Santa Clause strode forward.
"I've decided to give him the offer, gentlemen." the man said.