"I'll help you take out that guy that kidnapped us. Jimmy, you watch her and if she turns out to be infected, scream." Colin stated.
"On it." Jimmy said as he clutched the unconscious girl.
Colin was handed a crowbar by Saul."Where'd this come from?"
"Snuck it underneath the matress." Saul said as he pointed to a fairly clean bed with white sheets, "Now get up there."
The two rushed up the stairs and waited for the questionably sane priest to arrive. Sure enough the door opened and Juan was standing right outside, with a less than pleasant look on his face.
"So you defy the lord's salvation?" Juan asked as he reached in his robe, and slid out a 45 Caliber with a cross decal on the barrel, "So be...."
Before he could finish, Colin ducked, struck him in the groin, and flung the gun out of his hands with the crowbar.
"Saul, take this! I'll go get the gun!" Colin called as he tossed the crowbar at the floor near the aging man.
Just as Colin was about to grab the gun, Saul was flung to the far side of the room, and as he grabbed the gun, a foot missed his head and slammed into the cabinet.
"I AM THE LORD'S VOICE! ", Juan screamed in a voice that would be funny if he wasn't trying to kill them.
"I AM ALSO..." Juan said as he tore through his priest garb to reveal a martial arts uniform, "..... A MASTER OF JUJITSU!!!!"
"Of course." Saul grunted as he got up.
A 'HIIIIIIIYAAAAH!' got Saul on his feet as the insane priest's fist slammed into the cabinet and got stuck.
As he tried to pry it free, Saul smashed Juan's wrist with e crowbar right before being spin kicked into a nearby counter.
"Alllll sinners shall heed my voice, THE VOICE OF THE -"
*BAAAAAAAM!*
Colin blew the smoke away from the gun's barrel as the insane priest fell where he stood.
"Nice shoot, kid." Saul applauded as he clutched his bruised elbow, "Now let's check on...."
A scream broke out as the two ran back to the door and saw Jimmy being straddled by the girl Juan left down there, who was now a bimbo and infecting Jimmy. Colin took aim and shot both of them in the head.
"Why'd you shoot the other guy?!" Saul asked.
"Jimmy was already infected, look for yourself." Colin said as he montioned at the corpse of what somebody could mistake for a bearded lady at a carnival.
"Fair point," Saul said, "but which way should we go? That guy might not have been the only nutcase around here, I've heard other voices before. "
Colin decided that they should go out the...