Colin looked in at the SUV; it was an ugly shade of beige, with big sliding doors. It was unlikely to be fast, not likely very good when dealing with bimbos, but the key was still in the door which saved time.
Colin slid into the driver's seat, started the car and drove out along a bridge, confident that he would get there just fine... then a kiss met his cheek and he screamed thinking it was a bimbo. It was actually a forty year old woman who was sleeping hidden in the car when Colin took off.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Colin screamed.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" the woman screamed.
Colin's vision was blurried in a instant when the lady took out a bottle of pepper spray and sprayed it in his face.
He was pushed into the back and fell on top of a fifteen year old girl who screamed when she saw the fat hairy guy with his eyes burning red.
"HELP ME!" Colin screamed, "I CAN'T SEEEEE!"
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME, CREEP!!!!" the girl said as she kicked him in the crotch repeatedly while the car swerved.
It nearly fell off the bridge as Colin was kicked out of the car and into the flowing river. Grabbing onto a log he could feel, Colin drifted away as gunshots from the gun he stole whizzed by his head, thank god the lady was a terrible shot. He drifted until he was found by...