"Come here, you feathered little things! I'm starving!" the man yelled.
He was about 40 or so, with patchy brown hair, stoutly built, in dusty blue overalls.
Colin could tell it was the chickens he was trying to get at, so he decided to take action.
Pulling an axe from a stump, the chunky gamer ran after the overalled mystery man. The spotted him and began running away from the chickens and into the field, Colin swinging his axe at him like a crazy person.
"Get back here!!!!" Colin said.
"Help! There's a crazy guy trying to kill me!" the man called out.
The two chased eachother in circles until the man in the overalls fell over and Colin pinned him down, axe blade centimeters away from his throat.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Colin yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW!" the man yelled back.
Colin stayed firm, "What do you mean you don't know?"
"I mean I don't know! I can hardly remember anything!" the man asked.
"What's the last thing you remember?" Colin asked.
"A long bang, a bright flash, and that's all!" the man said.
Seeing the genuine fear and confusion in the man's eyes, Colin lifted his new axe away.
"Alright. You have no idea who you are, and I need some help. I'll reteach you about the world, IF you do as I say, got it?" Colin bargained.
"Deal, Mister." the men shook hands.
Colin felt bad for exploiting an amnesiac, but given that there were bimbos around that were basically hot zombies, it might be good to have a meat shield.
"First step, round up the hens and get them back in the cages over there." Colin said as he pointed to the Egg Mobile.
"Hens, right.... were they those feathered things I was chasing?" the man asked.
"Yes." Colin said.
"Okay, on it!" the man said as he turned around and ran after the hens, revealing a bludgeon wound on the back of his head.
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The amnesiac returned, craming the chickens into their pens as Colin pushed the button to shut them.
"Thank you there, John." Colin said.
"John?" the man asked.
"John Doe." Colin said.
"You know who I am?" the man asked.
"No, but I have to call you something." Colin said.
"Okay, John it is." said John.
As the two got back in the car a bimbo came charging for them.
"Hey miss, who are..."
John was cut off as Colin hacked the bimbo's head off with the axe and drove quickly down the highway.
"WHY DID YOU KILL HER?!" John asked.
Colin explained everything he knew about the bimbo virus, and how he wound up finding him, which made John gasp.
"That sounds bad!" John said like a frightened child.
Colin set a hand on his shoulder, "We can get through this, I just need to teach you some stuff."
Colin knew he had his work cut out for him, but an amnesiac partner was better than no partner at all.