Colin headed down the right hallway, gun raised and looked out the window, finding a sight to behold.
The contraption outside the window was a two seater golf cart with the back torn out, and in it's place stood a few wire and wood pens with stairs that housed four clucking chickens.
Saul took a look for himself and said, "What is that thing?"
"Our ticket out of here. " Colin said as he opened the window, "Now gimme a push."
Colin popped out of the windowframe and pulled Saul out as carefully as possible.
The duo slid inside and were ready to go... except there wasn't a key.
Saul went back in for a key, as Colin patiently and looked around. Then, Colin realized the key was tucked away near the coops. He pulled it out and started the ignition, and immediately became aware of a large number of footsteps in the backyard.
Not willing to take any chances, Colin took out the 45 caliber and used the two shots it held to bust off the lock on the gate in front of him. He accelerated in order to crash through it and drove off into the night.
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Colin had driven until nine in the morning. He was lost, tired, and hungry. That's when he remembered that his vehicle had chickens in the back. He pressed a button and the stairs went down, releasing the chickens. And that's when Colin spotted eggs inside the chickens' bedding. He had a mobile hen house all to himself.
As he turned around he saw that the chickens were being chased by...