It had been over twenty minutes. No thumping, no moaning, no slooshing of fluids, something felt off to the old couple.
"Gee, sure is quiet for a love makin' session, eh Jack?" the old woman said.
"Yeah, almost as if nothin' is happening down there, Rebecca." Jack said.
"Think we should check?" Rebecca asked.
"Yeah. After all, if this is some kinda trick, those two are bimbo cannonfauder for s-"
Jack was cut off by two silver tubes rolling from under the table.
The old couple were confused until the tubes burst into blinding light. The table flipped up as the burst of light went up; Jack and Rebecca hadn't realized that under the table, Colin has hidden to sets of blinders, two flashbang grenades, a pistol, and a baseball bat.
Colin rushed out, yelling "SURPRISE, CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS!" as he fired, shooting Jack squarely between the eyes and killing him.
Rebecca screamed at the body as Mary Anne struck her in the jaw with the baseball bat, sending her smacking against the door as Colin shot her in the head.
The two strolled out to the surprise and joy of everyone. The two smiled smugly.
"What about the people who already.. you know... did it?" the red head said, as he was the only other guy who hadn't gotten his partner pregnant.
"We'll keep them safe here until their children are born, and then they can go on their way." Mary Anne explained.
"And now that the old farts are gone, we can do what we want!" Colin cheered.
Mary Anne glared until Colin sighed and added, "As long as it doesn't break any sort of law."
Soon, a uppety law student the old couple had captured began writing out the laws for this place...