This pregnancy was Hell on earth for Colin, as Lindsey never let up on him. He had to wash her clothes, get her craving food, and fight good enough for two people. He was worn out, exhausted, stressed, and-
"FOCUS YOU FATASS!" Lindsey yelled mid-contraction.
"Okay, just breathe, just breathe." Colin said as soothingly as he could.
He hated every second of this pregnancy, and just wanted it to be over. As soon as his new daughter was out, and then as they agreed in private he could stay with his daughter while Lindsey went for some long overdue bimbo hunting.
The final contraction occurred and out of a bloody, slimy orifice came a screaming infant girl; Little Jasper, as her mother called her. The brown eyed infant wailed as Colin fainted.
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Colin woke up and saw his baby, his little girl, starring back at him. He brown eyes eagerly looking at the strange person who had been laying in bed and not waking up.
"Yay, daddy's up!" the voice of a girl who wasn't Lindsay cheered. It was the bubbly blonde Strawberry, and the comedian Larry.
"You've been out for three weeks, pally." Larry said, "The fatigue and everything was too much for yah."
Jasper giggled as she snuggled against her father. Strawberry was holding Penny, her and Larry's redhead daughter. The two babies grinned toothless grins as they saw eachother.
"Where's Lindsey?" Colin asked.
The pair gave eachother a look, like Colin had just asked who broke the vase.
"The hussy stole our motorcycle we finished and drove off two weeks ago." Jack said.
"So Larry and I will help you with Jasper!" Strawberry grinned.
Colin paused, saying "Thanks guys."
He mulled over the fact that the total b**** he had cared for across nine months dropped him, just like that. At least it was Christmas Season had arrived around here, if the decor ment anything.
"Come on Jasper, let's watch Barney!" Strawberry said as the girl giggled.
'Can't be any worse than Lindsey's awful singing.' Colin thought.