Out from the bushes snarled a mud covered child running on all fours at his frightened clucking hens. The young boy had brown hair (or black, he was too muddy to tell), tanned skin, wild hazel eyes, and a mouthful of teeth stained green.
"Hey kid, wait up!" Colin yelled as he went after the strange child.
The kid forgot about the chickens as Colin chased him down. The two ran through winding trees, across the road going through the forest, and up and down several hills for about 2 hours before both were winded.
"O-okay kid, " Colin wheezed out, "t-tell me where your parents are..."
The boy looked on in confusion.
"Your mom and dad?" Colin asked.
More blank staring.
"Mommy and Daddy? Ma and Pa? Madre and Padre?" Colin asked.
The kid starred and barked like a dog.
"Oh great. I've gotten lost following a kid who speaks in barking. Can this get any worse?" Colin asked.
"Hey hottie, wanna have some fun?" a feminine voice asked.
Colin turned to see a bleach blonde bimbo with size DD breasts licking her thick lips at him. Her nude body reeked of lust as he giant butt bounced while approaching, her tits with their perked pink nipples did the same.
"I had to ask." Colin sighed.
This was it. No weapon, too tired to run, too tired to fight back. This was the end.
The chunky gamer closed his eyes as...