You are just one of many random poor souls in this economy wanting to make ends meet, you are desperate enough to take any job. You go through the want ads, and find some surprising advertisements, not sure if they're real or a joke, but figure they might be looking for actors or something... or maybe it's all real, at this point, you sincerely realize you don't CARE would likely take the job anyway!
You were surprised to see all the advertisements promised free dental and medical, and immediate lifetime job security. Though all also included having to agree to a 'loyalty' clause. They also included a warning in big bold letters:
MUST BE WILLING TO ACCEPT MANDATORY BIG CHANGES IN YOUR ATTITUDES AND SENSE-OF-SELF! (OTHERWISE, DON'T SHOW!). Salary negotiable.