This was the ad Jake's friend Alice showed him a few weeks ago. He hadn't seen her much since she got the job, what with her being too busy working it, but the little time they have spent together, she never really wanted to talk about it.
That was until today.
"Does it pay well at least?" Jake asked.
"Well, considering the amount of work I actually do... yeah it's pretty good!" She chimed. Jake could be blind and tell the face she was making showed she was hiding something.
"And just what kind of work is it that you actually do?"
"Ugh," She huffed, "I suppose I can't keep it a secret forever. It's a waitress job."
"That's it!? A waitress job? What's up with all the secrecy then?"
"It's not like that! It's just that," She hushed her tone, "It's where I'm waitressing at."
To that Jake could only guess. "What like... waitressing for the mob?" he said in a deadpan manner.
"No! And stop it with all that. It's just weird that's all... You know those... maid cafe things?"
"You work at one of those? HA! That must be fun!"
"Well, not exactly. You see, I work at..."