"Well spit it out, boy! What is all that?!" Jack said.
The old man had walked in to see Colin jamming stuff into the bag, most notably some scratched up red thing and a bunch of white edged boxes.
"Uhhhhh... clothes." Colin said nervously.
"Clothes an' what else? Saw ya jammin' something in that bag...." Jack said.
"...... My New Nintendo 3DS and some of the games I own." Colin admitted as he showed the beat up red handheld. "I'm a gamer, this is my house, I decided to grab my stuff."
"Mmmmmmm...hmmm...." Jack said, his sunk in eyes focused on the boxes.
It didn't look too concerning: a couple Mario games, one of those Lego games his granddaughter used to play, Angry Birds, Pokemon, Yoshi's Island, Smash Bros, Kirby Planet Robobot, nothing to riskque or questionable.
"Hmph, this stuff seems to be in order. One question though, what are those?" Jack said, pointing to the gamer's dresser.
"Oh, those are Amiibos, little figures of Nintendo characters and they work with some games." Colin said.
Jack walked up and grabbed Colin's Zero Suit Samus amiibo and his body pillow off the bed.
"Now who's this?" Jack asked.
Colin froze up. Samus Aran was his Waifu, his crush, the woman he always wanted... the gamer wasn't sure Jack would be happy about that.
"Ah don't mind it, I have a city slicker nephew with something similar." Jack said.
Colin paused.
"You where thinking out loud, boy. I'm not against it, I just think I should tell that Adeline girl about this. Maybe We can sort this out, I dunno." the old man asked.
"Jack, you're phone is on and so is the speaker, she just heard the entire thing." the old woman's voice said from Jack's belt clip.
"Oh, Maggie... sorry about that." the old man said.
"It's alright, I already know." Adeline said from the other end. "I heard him talk about zat Samus woman in his sleep. One of the women here... Strawberry I think she called herself... explained it when I asked. She's a huge fan of this 'Metroid' series."
"Sooooo, does this mean I can..." Colin started.
"Yes." the other three simultaneously said.
Colin grabbed his body pillow ad shoved the amiibos in as he zipped up the bag and went to the truck for another backpack.
"One thing to note." Jack said. "I catch ya.... charmin' the anaconda...."
The old man spun around and shot a bimbo in the face. The force of the shotgun splattered him and the gamer with blood.
"Get the picture?" the old man asked.
Colin nodded and ran off for more stuff.
Back at home Jack told the gamer the rules of video games in regards to the deal: No masturbation to anything in the games he gathered (should the gamer find something), nothing M rated around the future kids, and the gamer could only leave the house with it under special circumstances like fishing with four other people with him. (Jack prefferred "Shootin' those infected whores an' catchin' whoppers to supervising.")
Colin agreed, stored the 3DS and stuff in a shelf Jack set up with a scale, and sat in bed with his wife to discuss baby names.