Colin had excited rushed up at the chance for freedom. The sweet smell of the breeze, , the ability to find a shower, the possibility of actual food! It was so beautiful to the gamer as he went up, engulfed in light.
*SHHHHHHCRACK*
A speeding van had crushed his upper body in one bloody pass. The officer held in her vomit as she walked over the gamer's lower body and up the ladder. She looked to see his upper half bloodily squashed across the asphalt of the road, his eyes seemingly locked in an instant of sheer horror.
"Dear god, poor bastard." Officer Hemendez said glumly.
The lady cop spent about two moments grieving before a bimbo started chasing her down. The cop ran and ran into the distance, not to be mentioned ever again.
"YEEEEEAAAAAAH!" Colin's voice said. He felt something hit him, but it... was... probably.... nothing.
He looked down to see his own upper body spread across the road like a squashed bug. He looked down to see that: 1.) He was floating above the ground. 2.) He was transparent, intangible, and leg-less. And 3.) OH SWEET LORD HE WAS A GHOST!
Colin saw a bimbo and flew into her. Her eyes turned blue as he groped the chest, getting aroused off of it. Her nude nipples tinged as Colin played with them, making him want to rub her...
*BAM!*
A shotgun blast killed the bimbo as Colin flew out.
"WOAH!" Colin said as he exited.
"Maybe I can help people! I don't care how I became this, but from now on, I am Colin Phantom! Spectral protector of humanity!"
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Ending: Colin Phantom
♪Yo! Colin Greys, he was just 20!
When a van hit made him runny!
*He's gonna stop'em all 'cause he's Colin Phantom.*
That van that hit him had chemicals of wild design!
With side effects that blew his mind!
It was then he knew what he had to do!
He had to stop the bimbos running through!
HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU!
(A montage of Colin possessing bimbos and making them run into gunfire and off cliffs and such.)
*HE'S GONNA STOP'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S COLIN PHANTOM! HE'S GONNA STOP'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S COLIN PHANTOM! HE'S GONNA STOP'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S... Colin Phantom.* ♪
Yeah, it was awesome to help wipe out the bimbos... but then his life went down hill.
As soon as he presented himself as a savior, he was captured and subjected to painful experiments in hopes of understanding how to cheat death. Not the happiest ending for the gamer guy, but hey, he had a catchy theme song!