The old man squeezed the trigger on his "invention", aiming straight for the gamer's head. Due to the dusty old fart's fading eyesight and shaky grip couple with the force of the shot, the bullet veered off course, bouncing off a mounted deer's head and into the nail keeping Officer Hemendez's gear hanging up, making it fall to the ground.
Officer Hemendez headbutted one of the grunts and made a dash for her guns. In the meantime, Colin took aim as Charlene let go of the chain holding back her bimbofied mother. The nude blonde made a leap for the one handed old bandit, but got in the way of Colin's shot, which tore right through her skull.
"Boom, bitch!" Colin yelled as the bimbo fell dead. "Now eat lead, mother-"
*BLAM! BLAM!*
The trio turned to face Officer Hemendez, who was packing both pistols, standing on the blood gushing bodies of the two grunts.
The old man aimed a shot at Colin's leg while he was turned around and fired, grazing the gamer's leg but not hitting him.
Colin channelled his pain in a forceful trigger squeeze, hitting Charlene square in the chest. The dancer wailed in pain as she fell back and gurgled blood. This was enough of a distraction for the lady cop to shoot the old psycho clean through the head.
"Happy trails, asshole." Officer Hemendez quipped. The duo shared a laugh as they picked off all the ammo they could from the dead group, and then setting off.