Ryan had the urge to empty his bowls, so he headed to the bathroom. He went past the urinals and into the first stall. He saw that someone had taken all the paper, so he checked the next one, and the next. Someone had taken all the toilet paper and all the seat covers. To no one in particular, Ryan said, "Ha, ha! Very funny!" Then to himself he muttered, well I can always shower afterward. He went to his locker, and stripped. He came back naked, and sat down in the first stall on the toilet. He instantly noticed there was something sticky on the toilet seat. As he tried to stand, he thought, "Oh, no not Super Glue!" He decided he'd relieve himself before calling for help. He started to push.
He grunted. There was a plop, as it hit the water, and then it was like he walked through a spider web or someone through a net over him or saran wrap. Then he was pulled backward and downwards into the toilet. It was impossible, the opening wasn't large enough. He was swallowed by the toilet - no wait, he was the toilet. He tried to scream. All that happened was he gurgled and flushed himself. It was weird swallowing his own turd, at least least it was out of his mouth now and in the sewer.
He bubbled and gurgled trying to get someone's attention. The stall door opened, it was Steve the team captain. He closed the stall, and pulled down his shorts. He looked at the rippling water in the toilet, it looked like Ryan. Weird, he thought, as he pulled his cock out and started to piss. The ripples of Ryan's face vanished under the streaming torrent coming from Steve.