Jennifer asked the question but then immediately attacked his pride and asked questions to distract Kyle from answering. "Transform or dare? What were you even thinking? and you wanted to embarrass me? What did you think that you would accomplish from this? Who is there with you, I will have to end their social lives too... Why did you make me bark like a dog, why didnt you figure out a way to make your life better? Idiot... Well?"
Kyle was caught off guard not realizing that her first question targeted him with the curse again. "I was upset, and embarrassed, and angry. I didn't want to hurt you, like I could have, but I wanted to make you realize that other people have feelings too."
Now it was Jennifer who was caught off guard. "Kyle, really? I'm human and make mistakes. You're human and make mistakes... what makes you think you have the right to punish people? I was having a rough week and was mean, I'm sorry. If you asked me to apologize for being a bitch, I would have... you unleashed an ancient curse on me out of spite... what were you thinking?"
"uhhhh....." was all Kyle could answer...
"I wish you teenage boys would get a clue... you're all so... ugh." Jennifer started. "Well, you didn't respond in a minute so you get both. I was going to be mean about it but you seem to have had somewhat decent intentions and you weren't perverted so I wont take you as my obedient slave. Seeing that you seem to be all for making the world better I will help you." Jennifer said slyly.
"For your transformation, you will become known as the Milkman. With that, you will become a fat flabby guy who will produce endless amounts of milk from his moobs. You will weigh no less than 280lbs and will go shirtless at all times. Any male who does not look like a body building Calvin Klein underwear model will instinctively and desperately want to suckle from you and you will just as desperately want them to, so long as you aren't servicing two males already. This will apply to any males who have entered puberty. For the young males you feed, they will mentally age to 25 and physically age to their peak, where they will stay until they would naturally be that age. For older men, they will regress back toward their peak and mature mentally if they haven't accomplished that. Physically, any compelled to feed with gain muscle, lose fat, and basically become sexy. See, public service. The changes for people other than you will be sorta slow and take multiple doses. You will transform immediately and stay this way until you finish a bachelors degree at which point the blessings you bestowed upon so many lucky men will be placed upon you as well. For the duration of your transformation, nobody will resist their temptations or think you being shirtless, producing milk, feeding, or transforming boys into sexy men is weird. There will be nothing sexual about this experience though you will enjoy the process, finding it relaxing. You will not be able to catch, carry, or transmit any disease or illness. Not making some male feed from you for 24 hours will leave you in nearly crippling pain, with huge swollen mammaries, and super tense, desperate for the relaxation the feeding process provides."
"Why would you do this to me?" Kyle asked horrified and hoping she would reverse it before hanging up. "I just made you bark and you are cursing me till I complete college. If I can complete college."
"You tried to use a bazooka to end a verbal fight, and failed. I could be much much meaner if you want, I could make you hate every second of the feeding process but feel compelled to complete it and actively search for scrawny men. Instead you love it. Also, once this is over, you will be blessed as well. So deal with it. For your dare, you will use your curse to make the world a better place and help the world without hurting the cursed individual."
With that she hung up the phone.