Whist waiting for his tf to start, he lay down, and started thinking, thinking about all the fish in the sea.
And he was wondering what it would be like to BE a fish.
'it would be nice to be a fish.' he thought. 'swimming carefree in the ocean, and not having to worry about things, like clothing, money, anything. Just being able to swim carefree in the oceans all around the world.'
Turns out Johnny had always having dreamed of being a fish. He figured out that he was transforming into whatever fish he wanted.
"Which fish shall I turn into?" he said. He placed a hand on his chin thoughtfully.
He knew that fish needed to be in the water to breathe, so he thought carefully. The dolphin had lungs, but the others didn't. and he didn't want to have an instant tf, especially in his house; that meant he'd flop about on the floor, slowly suffocating due to lack of air. Then, there was the size of water needed for the fish to breathe. Running his bath deep could work for the smaller options, but the bigger ones would need more space, like the ocean.
so....
tell me pleez
what fish was Johnny gonna tf into?
shark
cod
barracuda
whale
octopus
dolphin
bass
carp
squid
eel
part-fish, part man