"A magic lamp... sure Jamie." Lucy said with a lot of disbelief.
"You actually believe in such a thing?" Marinette said somewhat condescendingly.
"Umm... uh... yes, I can't believe it either." Christina added bashfully as she starred at her master's giant exposed dong.
"Right now, we need to focus on getting some underwear Jamie." Samantha said.
'And leave the hocus pocus nonsense out of this... this shows that master definitely choose you for your body and not any brains.' she mentally added.
Jamie sighed at the fact that nobody believed her and followed her harem sisters to the car for a mall trip... after Colin got his member measured.
Colin waited until Sam's car was gone, then rubbed the lamp and summoned the ditzy blonde djinn.
"Hey genie, could you... retract my pole?"Colin said as he pointed at his giant wiener.
"Sorry master, my wishes are permanent." Genie sighed.
Colin sat there and wished up a meatball sub, which he ate while he thought about what to do next.
He settled on...