Colin looked at his massive shlong and realized that he should probably... test it out... before he got it on with his harem. Looking to make sure he couldn't be seen, Colin booted up his laptop and waited for it to boot up.
He wouldn't exactly say he was particularly proud of his extensive collection of Samus Aran photos, some of them indesputedly lewd, but it was thoroughly put together for the purpose of... getting his rocks off. Before his wish it was a gateway into fantastical adventures of getting saved (Colin was not ashamed to admit he liked the idea of his space bounty hunter waifu rescuing him) and porked by Mrs. Aran.
Now it was just there when his ladies were off at work or somewhere.
Colin picked a particular photo of Samus displaying her powerful and curvaceous body in a g-string, and got to work grasping his new dong. The extra foot of member made it alot harder to handle, but he used both hands and slid along it. This thing was massive, and it took a few minutes, but Colin finally got to rubbing his hose, sending jolts of pleasure up the tube of man meat in waves more powerful than Colin had ever experienced before.
"Ohhhh... Samus... ohhhh... ahhhh... Ahhhhhh- AH SHIIIIIIIIIT!" Colin said as spleuge blasted out. It wasn't like his old rod where he could direct it, it was like a hose on full power coating every surface in hot, musky, sticky cum. By the time the blast subsided, everything was splattered in jizz.
Colin got a tissue and rubbed the lamp (not his "lamp").
"My goodness, you've taken advantage of that... errr....endowment." Genie nervously said.
'I bet you'd just love splattering YOUR FRIENDS in that gunk.' Colin's Conscience said.
The genie heard a sarcastic comeback from Colin as.
"I wish this mess was cleaned and I had better control over my spleuge."
In a puff of smoke, the jizz vanished as Colin learned he could squeeze it to control the cum surge.
After a twenty minute shower, Colin saw the girls still weren't back so he sat down wearing an XL Bathrobe. The doorbell rang, so Colin carefully got up with his new dong pulled up into the back of it.
"Hello, can I help you?" Colin said, opening his eyes to see...