You are so tired of these rude people. Anger swells in you and you yell at the witch. "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME IN SUCH A MANNER!", "I HAVE POWER THAT A WORTHLESS OLD HAG LIKE YOU COULD NEVER COMPREHEND!", "I WAS BEING NICE AND APOLOGIZED FOR STEPPING ON OR FOOT AS IS PROPER, AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU THREATEN ME! ME!" The old woman suddenly seems small and frail and stumbling on her words she says, "A thousand pardons my lord. I, I did not know that you were..."then looks up at you pleadingly. You lean over with fire seeming to come from your eyes and whisper into her ears. "The Black Knight." Then the old witch literally wets herself and seems very humbled. As you turn to explore other places in the fair you feel strange,,,heavier. you look down only to realize you are wearing vantablack painted full plate armor. You've come to win the joust but there is still time to look around.