You feel a tornado kill you
You died in a tornado.
But you tried again, but died in a tornado ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Eventually you give up. You think of rewriting the story, but it won't work. Maybe try to talk?
"Okay so I can talk, but I want to shrink my cock"
But you remember you don't really exist anymore, so it doesn't matter. Nothing will matter anymore, as you are dead. You shouldn't have been able to talk, but you did anyways.
You think YouTube Poop has completely killed this story, and memes.
But the story isn't over yet. This was just a parallel universe where you died in a tornado. Maybe you do have a chance.