An image of a garden hose caught your attention as you were scrolling through various pictures on the internet. You stood up from the chair and walked to the door that led to the backyard of the house you and your roommates rented an apartment in. The gardener would come here weekly in the summer to make things look fancy, but today luckily he wasn't present.
The garden hose was leaning against the wall of the house, thus an easy target to aim at, as it wouldn't escape. Making sure the settings were correct, you fired towards it. When the strike of light from the device you were holding faded, all you could see connected to the wall, was a power outlet, that had never been there before. You looked down, and saw that both your hands were now holding onto something. Your right held the gun, and your left holding a bright yellow piece of rope.
Half of the tube had already fallen onto the ground, and you picked it up again, now holding about 5 meters of the rubber around your arm. Following the rope, you searched for its base. Obviously it started at your crotch area, as it went through the zipper on your pants.
You walked back inside, upstairs and into your room. You threw the plenitude of the garden hose onto your bed, part of it falling onto the ground as you still stood underneath the door entrance. The door closed behind your back, and you walked to the mass of rubber lying on your bed. The tip of the hose was also visible now, and you grabbed part of the rope so you could hold it in front of you.
The tip smelled exciting. Not rubbery at all, definitely not how a garden hose was supposed to smell. The scent was that of a woman's pussy, you realized. Your brain was messing with you, as the pheromones took hold of your consciousness. Of course you still knew what you were doing... kinda. At least it was you who decided to bring it to your mouth. And sucked on it.
What did you expect? Water to come out? The pleasure was amazing, but the results were highly disappointing. Looking at the mass lying on your bed, you saw part of it twitching in ecstasy. It was amazing! Nothing manly about an involuntary moan coming out of your mouth, but damn! Your tongue fit amazing inside the tube, even if it was just a few inches. The texture inside was slippery, like rubber, but coated with a substance you didn't want to know about. It was only then that you undid yourself from your clothing, just to realize there was more to come with this tube.