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Larry

added 6 years ago AR AP BM TG O

The curly haired red head was missing a tooth, and holding the side of his pudgy stomach, probably hurt. The thing that seemed funny was that despite everything that had transpired, thousands caught in the crossfire, many dead and homeless, but he was laughing.

"What's so funny?" Colin asked coldly.
"Well, it's hard to explain..." the red head said and he groaned in pain.
"Oh please, do tell... what's so funny about thousands of people getting killed?" Colin replied with a bit more aggression.
"No! No! It's not that, it's a long story." the guy replied.
"Let me hear it." Colin demanded.

This guy's name was Larry, and he was planning to become a stand up comedian before he got caught up in the bimbocalypse.
"Five minutes to showtime, Larry!" a stage hand said.
Larry took some breathspray before saying "Let's make some laughs." he said to himself.
Larry went on stage with a twirl and grabbed the microphone.
"Hello ladies." he said with a hoot.
Weirdly, there was giggling and he hadn't even told a joke yet.

In the audience were a group of bimbos, hidden by the dim lighting.
"Yeah, so anyway this guy.."
The giggling got louder.
"... you ever about..."
It got even louder.
"... what's the deal with.."
The giggling echoed across the room.
"Shut the hell up, this guy's trying to tell some jokes, you damn bimbos!" an annoyed man yelled.
"Ooh, touchy... and cute." a pitchy feminine voice.

Larry looked on at his audience the same way Colin looked upon his neighbors: Grappled, stripped, sucked, rode on, and turned. Getting younger and older, growing giantic, bra-busting boobs, lewd pussies, all humping, kissing and fucking each other.
"I'll be here all week!" Larry said as he ran out the building, chased by his "adoring" audience. This went on until Larry tricked them into running on wet cement by saying "Big hunk! A block that way!"

"Yeah, the one way I get a laugh is the worst way possible." he said.
Colin thought it over, and it was funny in it's own sort of sick and grim manner.
Then, the truck stopped as everyone got off in pairs, Colin and Larry last.


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