".... a girl!" Jack yelled out as Lynn Sr. gave the final push and the happy couple's baby girl cried out to the world. Both parents cried as they held her, her bright blue eyes shining as she cooed at them.
"Hi sweetie... I'm your dad." Colin said gently.
Lynn Jr. giggled as she clutched his finger.
Colin carried his little girl in his arms for a moment, a moment of peace. This peace was shattered by Lindsey charging through brandishing a glock.
"Everyone down on the floor!" she yelled.
The four adults floored themselves as Lynn Jr cried out.
"I've done my part! See you nobodys later!" the grunge girl shouted as Colin pulled out his concealed magnum and shot her through the back of the head.
Lynn Jr cried at the loud bang and spray of blood as the whole scene devolved into chaos.
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Colin and Lynn Sr. were proud parents for a few months, with December fast approaching. Christmas stuff was getting put up as the ditzy blonde Strawberry talked to the kids about Santa and his elves. Colin grinned looking at his four month old daughter cooing and ooing as her red locks shone in the Christmas lights; Lynn loved bright and shiny things the most. But something else was on his mind.
In Lynn Sr.'s arms was four month old Lucy Penn, the daughter of Chester Penn and Lindsey. It was the only name Lindsey could agree with out of Chester's "List of Cartoon Crap".
"Man, for being the psycho's kid, she sure is cute." Lynn said as she drew her hands through Lucy's black hair, the toddler gazing back with her deep brown eyes.
"Yeah, but do we tell Chester when he gets out of that exhaustion coma?" Colin pondered.
"Hey Chester, here's your baby girl, isn't she pretty. By the way, her mom went psycho and tried to escape, got shot. You're basically on your own raising this kid... Happy Holidays! " Colin sarcastically said as he gave a fake smile.
Lynn Sr. put her hand on his shoulder and said, "Relax, anybody could've seen that coming. Besides, Chester has us."
"You're right, honey." Colin said.
They both walked into the nerdling's room and set Lucy on his chest. Then, they looked on as Chester stirred awake.
"Uhhhhh.... Huh? What's going on? Who's baby is that?" the geeky guy asked.
Colin and Lynn looked at each other before sighing and telling him everything.