As a bit of fun, you decide to grab something randomly from the bargain bin, with your eyes closed. You promise yourself that whatever you pull out, you have to buy. On the side, it reads 'EVERYTHING JUST FIFTY CENTS!!!' As you step towards the large container, you get a whiff of the strong scent coming from the opening, and you feel your legs buckle from the pungent smell of sweat and maybe even cum. Wincing at the thought of what might be in there, you reconsider for a moment, but eventually decide to plunge your hand in and feel around for something. You groan as you feel your hand brush against a slimy texture, and shove your hand deeper down. Starting to regret your decision, you grab blindly and pull something out. What is it?