"Alright, I think it's time for something a little more subjective for this happy couple" said Loki; "Who is the loudest snorer?"
Kim and John both raised each other's shoe. "My my my..." Loki tutted, "It looks like we aren't both on the same page after all. I think we might need to make things a little clearer on who the noisy one is".
Kim loudly and deeply inhaled in her chair almost in a state of arousal and frustration, her hips briefly thrust out with her inhalation. John considered looking around to see if his new wife was ok but feared punishment for moving in his chair.
"Kim, I hope you enjoy the new over-emphasised noises you will make when aroused and climaxing from now on. Let's hope it doesn't get too embarrassing for you when out in public and you notice something remotely sexual which takes your eye"
Kim let out a soft moan and continued to sit in her chair, unable to get up and move away from the eyes of all her guests.
"Right" said Loki, can I compel any guests to think of some interesting questions? Silence followed. "Come on. Someone must be wanting to know some new things about the new happy couple! Don't make me force you to answer!"