Loki looked at them both and then turned to the guests, "Let's get on to the next activity. The shoe game!"
The wedding guests all sat down and then Loki pulled out a chair for John and placed it against the back of Kim's chair.
"The goal of this game is simple: you need to prove how well you know your spouse. For every question you agree on, I will bless your marriage. For every question you disagree on, I will give you a curse. I need you to each have one of your shoes and one of your spouses shoes in each hand."
The couple reluctantly shucked their shoes and swapped. Johnny now had a high heel in one hand and a dress shoe in the other.
"Take your seats! This'll be fun."
Both of the newlyweds sat stock still in the chairs.
"Alright! Question 1: Who takes up more than their half of the bed."
Johnny and Kim both held up one of her white heels. She was a notorious cover hog.
"Wow good first round!" Loki said with a sarcastic grin. "From now on, Kim will be the perfect little spoon."
Kim gasped as she felt herself drop a good three inches lower in the chair. John felt her shift and tried to turn but he quickly snapped his head back to center.
"No peeking," Loki said with a tone of mock anger.
"Next Question: Who is the grumpiest in the morning?"
John's shoes came up in both of their hands.
"Ah, Johnny, you strike me as less of a morning person. From now on, you'll both wake up in a perky mood." Loki didn't elaborate but it was hinted by the tone of his voice that there was something sexual being implied.
"You're two for two. I'm impressed." Loki said with a smirk.
"Next Question...