So into the Captain Kidds Coffee Shop walked the woman scientist and the
part-time girl tween
and the waitresses,dressed in sexy pirate outfits,took their order.
Alex was getting her confidence back,thinking
she'd got away with taking unlicenced
pills.So she stated babbling away about the new outfits she'd be getting for the next while.
Aunt Sarah politely listened to her
niece?'s talk but her eyes were scaning the empty mermaid
tank that sat in the centre of the room.
Normally a bosomy woman who'd been turned a mermaid would be
swimming around in there for the Night Crowd (bikes,drunken sailors,loud mouthed politicians)
but Sarah could see that tank hadn't been occupied for some time.
On the glass was taped the "Help Wanted " sign
Mermaid,must love body,$50 per hour apply within
good benefits package must be willing to work
nights
Size CC or bigger breasts a definite asset
No previous underwater swimming experience required
Will Train the Suitable Candidate