He saw a man dressed in a genie outfit. The shock almost made him drop his laptop.
"Who in the blazing hell are you?! And why are in you my house?!" he yelled.
"Calm down master. I am just watching this thing you humans call a television."
"That's it I'm calling the cops." Rick said as he dialed the number.
"Hello police, there is a man in my house." he said, but no response.
He looked at his phone and saw the screen had a finger shaking left and right with the words " no no no". Rick looked up and saw the man smiling.
"I am giving you 5 wishes and all your doing is trying to bring a mob to me. Maybe you don't deserve those wishes." he said as he slowly headed for the door.
"Wait, your that 5 wish genie everyone is after, aren't you?" I asked
"Yes my good man and quickly make a wish, this is starting to get boring." he said
Rick had to let this sink in. He believed that all the magic and genie talk was to feed kid's imagination. Now that he is seeing a real genie, he had to think this out hard before he makes mistakes.
"Clocks ticking." he said while holding a humongous clock.
He had to think of a wish where he would benefit to making more. Then it hit him.
"I wish every time i am done with your wishes, you come back and grant me 5 more."
"Are you crazy. Making 5 wishes is against the rules, but making me grant you more is crazy."
"I don't remember anything about not wishing for the genie to appear again."
He genie made a book appear and he started to flip though it. After 5 minutes he snapped his fingers.
"Ugh, what is your second wish master?"
"I guess I could ________"