"I wish to be attractive."
"Your wish is my command." he said snapping his fingers.
A puff of colored smoke covered Rick and disappeared. He looked to be the same kind of person. Nothing has changed.
"Why didn't anything change? I asked to be attractive."
"You are, just go to town and meet some people.
"Fine, but your coming with me."
"I can't do that. Everyone will try and kill my master to get me."
"Cant you transform into something or just change clothes?"
"Changing clothes only happens when I transform. What do you want me to transform into?"
"I don't know. Make yourself something that blends in."
"You got it master." he said. The genie snapped his fingers and he shrunk down into a phone. Rick picked up the phone and looked at it. Then it started to ring.
"Hello?"
"Is this blending in?"
"I would have preferred turning yourself invisible to everyone else or something, but this is ok."
He grabbed his keys and headed off to town. Rick drove by people looking out the window to see if they suddenly felt attracted to him. Sadly no one even glanced at him.
"Hey genie, why doesn't anyone feel attracted to me?"
"Just go to the bar. A lot of people are there so the chances are higher than finding people on the sidewalk."
"Perfect idea."
Rick drove to the bar and he walked in. He greeted everyone and attempted to get close in.
"Get off you creep!"
"Stay off my arm gay ass!"
"Your suck a loner. Go find somewhere else to have a drink."
Rick picked up the phone and started talking.
"Yea that was a phony wish. I wanted to be attractive."
"Trust me, in a few minutes you will be attractive to someone."
"You better be right, or I'm turning you in to the press."
Rick wanted to grab a drink, but he felt an urge to go to the bathroom.
When Rick entered the bathroom, he did his business and started to wash his hands. When he glanced at his eyes, he felt the urge to use the bathroom again. When he went back into the stall, he didn't use the bathroom. He stopped himself of his clothes and started to jerk himself.
He reached into his pocket on the floor and he grabbed his phone.
"Genie, what did you do?"
"I just made you attracted to yourself."
"That is not what I wanted." Rick said.
Rick accidently dripped the phone and he started to jerk harder and faster. He felt an orgasm coming real soon.
He kept moaning and moaning till his penis shot out a sperm rocket. Luckily he was on the toilet so his sperm didn't hit anything.
Rick kept moaning and spewing sperm in the toilet till he was finished and tired. He stopped moaning and he wiped himself clean. Rick slid on his clothes and picked up the phone.
"You are going to have a hell of a time buddy."
"You never specified what you would be attractive to. So I made yourself attractive to yourself."
"That is not what I meant. I wanted to be attractive to girls."
"I can make that happen."
"Then do it."
Genie snapped his digital fingers and a cloud of smoke filled the room. When it cleared, rick could clearly tell something was different.