Dave saw a male genie in front of him. The man was only wearing pants and golden bracelets. His body was full of hair. He had a full grown beard, chest hair, and moustache.
"Hey, my eyes are up here. If you want body hair like this it can be one of your 5 wishes." he said.
"No. Ill think of my own wishes without your help." Dave said.
"Fine what is your first wish?" he asked.
"I am not going to list them one by one." Dave said.
"How will you make them then?"
"Ill write them all down and you grant them." Dave said.
"Ok so what are your wishes?" he asked.
"Stay here." he told the genie
Dave walked downstairs and grabbed a piece of paper. He started to think of what he can do. He wrote down the list of options he had.
He could turn himself into an inanimate object, an animal, change his gender, he could be younger, he could be older, he could change his body, he could shrink/grow, he could become a super hero, he could become rich, he could change his life in any way.