He pondered a while, the paper and pen in his hand, and went into thoughts about his favorite NFL team. "Man I always loved to be part of the NFL, to be the ball, the uniform, the blocking dummy, even one of the players! Especially the offensive lineman! There so big!" He seemed to blurt all that out, the genie looking at him with a laughing smile! "Well I can grant those three for now, what are the others?" Dave stopped for a minute and wrote down the other two, and handed him the paper. "And there's no tricks right?" The genie laughed and said "only when your the Ball!" Dave pondered on that idea and said "and what about becoming an offensive lineman? Will I be the biggest the NFL ever saw?" The genie smiled and nodded. "And...umm" the genie looked at him with a reassuring smile "don't worry, you won't feel anything as a football, after all who ever heard of a ball feeling pain!" After all questions were asked the genie clapped his hands and........