Yin studied the strange scroll in her hand. It appeared to be nothing more than nonsense. But she knew it was much more. The source of ultimate mystical power....
"What is that?" asked her brother Yang.
"What we have been looking for - a tool for increasing our chi to unimaginable levels!" said Yin with excitement.
Yang just shrugged his shoulder. "Looks more like the Australian Pre-federation bilateral treaties from 1842-1879. Why would some gangsters have that?"
"How would I know? Mr. Rice wanted it. He was told they had it. So we came to get it. We do not need to know more," said Yin.
"Seems like the beginning of a cheap backstory for a lame villain," said Yang.
Yin slapped him. "That is because you are an idiot. I warned mother to abort you before it was too late. But she just wouldn't listen."
The parchment disintegrated in Yin's hands.
"Uh, oh. The boss isn't going to like that. You probably should have brought it to him, instead of playing around with it," said Yang.
Yin reached up her hand to slap him, then stopped when she saw it was covered in scales.
"Uh oh. You are becoming a furry. The boss won't like that, either," said Yang.
"Does this look like fur to you, idiot?" said Yin, holding up a yellow, scaly clawed hand. She gripped her sides and moaned as her body expanded, tearing her clothes a little. "Just hurry up and drive!"
The car accelerated, but not quickly enough. Yin's back stretched and grew, small spines trailing down her back. The scales spread up and down her body, covering it from head to toe. Her hair fell out and her ears fell off, leaving her head smooth. The car swerved on the road as Yin's growing body threw it off balance.
"Oh, Gods, " moaned Yin.
"Are you okay? Does it hurt?" asked Yang.
"Do I look okay? Man, you are stupid. But, no it doesn't hurt. I am just really horny. Have sex with me right now!" said Yin.
"Gross! I am your brother. Also, you are an animal. I don't think that is allowed in here," said Yang.
"Do I sound like an animal? What kind of animal talks? Yeah, I have scales and fangs and enhanced strength and reflexes. But so do a lot of supervillains. Would you call Killer Croc an animal? Or a furry?" asked Yin angrily. "Screw it! If you won't satisfy one hunger, you will have to satisfy another!"
Yin unhinged her jaw and swallowed her brother whole.
The car lurched to a stop in front of Anthony Rice's house. Yin burst out the back of the car. She leapt in the air and landed on the ground. She was a huge reptilian creature, with some human features.
"AHH! A furry! Kill it!" yelled different henchmen.
"Goddamnit I am not a furry!" she yelled, killing several men with her clawed hands. "And I am not an animal! I am a supervillain who looks like a reptile, kinda like a cross between a dragon and a snake! But I am still human! Anybody got a problem with that?"
The others quickly bowed in supplication.
"Good. Then let's go downstairs and have an orgy. I am horny!" said Yin.