...his bellybutton vanished!
Joe saw his bellybutton vanish with a POOF! He was shocked and very surprised. "What the-?" He was now the first human in the world to have no bellybutton!
"OH MY GOD!" He exclaimed. "My bellybutton! My bellybutton's been burgled!" He looked rather peculiar, now that he had no bellybutton.
"I bet I look like a freak without my bellybutton!" This had never happened to him before! "What's next to be stolen? My toenails?"
Later that day, he visited his doctor, Dr Ash Werd, a man who always knew what the problems were, even if they were too simple. But today, he had no idea what caused Joe's bellybutton to vanish. He poked the area where Joe's bellybutton used to be. "I have no idea how your belly button just up and went away like that." He said to Joe, who was sitting on the bed in his office wearing only a hospital gown and his drawers.
Joe sighed. "I know, doc." He said. "But what else can I do? I feel like a freak." He sighed in defeat, burying his face in his hands.
Dr Ash stared, then, he poked the area where Joe's bellybutton used to be again...