Joesph Ordin; he was a 40 year old everyday regular Joe. [Technically, 'Regular Joe' was his nickname.]
His life was EXTREMELY ORDINARY.
he had ordinary clothes: white shirt, black tie, blue slacks, black socks and shoes.
he had an ordinary house, he had an ordinary office job, and he liked to live a rather... ordinary life.
He was quite tall for his age, complete with a 'regular Joe' type of belly, small and round.
Though he quite liked his nice house and place, there were times it would get quite... boring.
And today was one of those days. He sat in his armchair watching the news, and sighed. He poked his belly, like he often did when he was bored.
"I wish something more exciting would happen in my life." he sighed.
the next day, his wish was about to come true.
As he was walking along in the park that day, he could almost feel a small tingle.
an hour later, he began to feel very lightheaded.
he sat down on a bench to recover.
"What on earth?" he said, confused.
Soon, the lightheadedness went away. Feeling better, he kept walking. Suddenly...