"Hi, Sam!" gushed Betsy Ann Talmadge, she was dressed in a pink suit with matching shoes, hat and bag, she was sitting on a bench, and she had a chihuahua in her lap.
"Uh, hi, Betsy Ann," Sam said awkwardly. Jared had dated her for a while. He hoped he wouldn't try humping her now.
Sam twisted the leash in his hand to make sure he had a firm grip.
"Oh, is Jared with you?"
Sam shook his head. The Chihuahua in her lap had perked up and was staring at Shaggy. Could it tell that Shaggy was really Jared?
"Oh, well, I got a part in the play "Legally Blonde" at the high school, and I'm rehearsing my - our parts. Nathaniel here is playing the part of Bruiser, Elle's gay dog, and I'm playing Elle. I need to rehearse with a guy, and his dog. You know the scene where the Congressman's dog gets mounted by Bruiser? Anyway, the dog's don't have to really do it, I just need Natty here to learn how to climb on a male dog's back and look like...."
Sam smirked, and looked down at Jared. He asked, "But only pretend, right? I bet I could get Shaggy to hold still. But you gotta let me record it all, for Jared to see later."
"Oh, Jared will probably freak. See Natty here was always coming up behind him and trying to hump him. I daresay, he almost succeeded while Jared was lying on the chaise next to my pool. He was on his belly, and Natty got up on the chaise right between his legs, and I suspect if I hadn't grabbed him, they'd've knotted right then and there."