Danny called up his friends; Matt, Suzy, Shaniqa, Samantha, and Tyler to hangout for the evening, in an attempt to surprise them with his new toy and body.
A few hours later the doorbell rang with Matt, Suzy, Shaniqua, and Tyler all outside.
"This get-together was really short notice, but every time we hang out it's always worth it" Tyler exclaimed
"I know, but did anything sound unusual about Ben over the phone or am I just crazy?" Suzy asked
"Yeah probably bonkers off your head" Matt joked
"Shut up," she jokingly shoved him, "I really mean it. Ben sounded really strange like his voice was really deep"
"Yeah I guess it was now that I recall" Shaniqua pondered
The door began to open to which Samantha shushed everyone with "Hey guys be quiet and show some respect to..." She was cut off as by this time everyone gasped and / or shrieked in disbelief as they saw Ben's caveman form.
"Hey guys it's just me, y'know Ben." Ben, trying to prevent another public disturbance, ushered everyone inside. Once inside everyone began asking questions.
"How'd you get so muscular?" Samantha asked
"How'd you grow so much hair?" Tyler asked
"When did you get a beard?" Shaniqua asked
"Where is your shirt?" Matt asked
Finally Suzy stopped all of the questions and asked the most important of all
"Why are you covering your crotch with a pillow?"
Ben, not knowing how to respond, said "Ok guys I can't really explain this all specifically so I'm going to generalize it. I used a magic remote to devolve me into a Neanderthal and it says I'll be done tomorrow. I asked you all here to document the change and maybe we can have a little fun here and there"
Samantha then stated "We need to discuss this as a group first then we decide"
After a few minutes of deliberating the group broke and Ben asked
"So?..."
The group said in unison "Count us in!"