"Oh god no!" You say as you try and run. But two strong men catch you and take you to one of the beds and strap you down.
"Now, now." A nurse says to you. "We can't let an expectant mother like you get away."
"What do you want from me!?" You gasp in pain as you feel the baby kick.
"Why, henchmen of course." The nurse responds.
"Henchmen?" You ask.
"Yes, where else do you think Circe gets all of her evil henchmen?" The nurse says. "But you don't need to worry about that, because you will spend every hour of every day for the rest of your life giving birth. You see, that spell on the cigars was made to keep you eternally pregnant. As soon as you give birth to one baby, you will become instantly pregnant with another! Oh! Speaking of that, it looks like your water just broke!"